Have you ever gotten those special 7 letters that made the most perfect baby name ever? SUBMISSIONS WELCOME AND ENCOURAGED!

You’re wrong!  My Voseela would NEVER steal a Kit Kat.  You’re thinking of that little shit Ponsuey


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You’re wrong!  My Voseela would NEVER steal a Kit Kat.  You’re thinking of that little shit Ponsuey

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Oh Pauleus is my little Greek god.  What a sweetie.

Oh Pauleus is my little Greek god.  What a sweetie.

Zoomiel Tumiel.  What a winner.

Zoomiel Tumiel.  What a winner.

The birth was a Rough-dee.  HA!


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The birth was a Rough-dee.  HA!

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Peenote had a lot of pressure, living up to his brothers Kahshoo and Peestashieux.  Heyo!

Peenote had a lot of pressure, living up to his brothers Kahshoo and Peestashieux.  Heyo!

I’m so proud of Retarpa!  She’s the captain of the rally girls and she’s dating Ray “Voodoo” Tatum!

I’m so proud of Retarpa!  She’s the captain of the rally girls and she’s dating Ray “Voodoo” Tatum!

Hot Vutettu!

Hot Vutettu!

You know Chopsuey’s kid brother?  Ponsuey?  Yeah?  Total dick.

You know Chopsuey’s kid brother?  Ponsuey?  Yeah?  Total dick.

Close the goddamn door Vidnits!  What, were you raised in a barn??

Close the goddamn door Vidnits!  What, were you raised in a barn??

Perrita!  We only have 5 hours of internet a month on AOL!  Get off the damn computer!

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Perrita!  We only have 5 hours of internet a month on AOL!  Get off the damn computer!

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And she was born on a Wednesday.  Go figure!

And she was born on a Wednesday.  Go figure!

Do not even THINK about letting Padesio and Wadesio play with that little shit Swaltus.  He sat on Bejabut’s FACE!

Do not even THINK about letting Padesio and Wadesio play with that little shit Swaltus.  He sat on Bejabut’s FACE!

Hey Delucio!  You betta a’come home right after a’school.  I’m making a big’a tomato sauce.

Hey Delucio!  You betta a’come home right after a’school.  I’m making a big’a tomato sauce.

Cloudie with a chance of Twatika balls

Cloudie with a chance of Twatika balls

Dilthem Welcher might be the grossest eater I’ve ever seen in my life.

Dilthem Welcher might be the grossest eater I’ve ever seen in my life.